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- Fortran deserves a page all of his own.
(16:10:50) figjam: actually, you cannot do anything (16:11:23) figjam: apart from locking the phone and calling the last person whose number is is your list (16:13:55) figjam: of course i am miles away from any vodafone place (16:15:39) bigkevmcd: figjam: how can you be miles away from a vodafone place? (16:15:43) bigkevmcd: figjam: Falkirk? (16:18:10) figjam: Serbia..
defcon8 is it possible to change text in pictures?
defcon8 like jpg's
Neil_ He usually sits opposite me, I taught him everything he knows
tamrfc HOW DO YOU CHANGE A .ZIP FILE TO .EXE I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR ABOUT 40 MINS NOW. #59894
cayde It's getting harder to get a summer job these days #192619
tam cayde: maybe cos it is winter?
Elwell Oh the Irony.... I've lost my GPS
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billybofh who can honestly say they haven't had a 10" steel dildo up their ass - I mean, we've all been there right?
billybofh guys?
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Anonymous billybofh: I really wish I hadn't clicked that
willie oi Neil_ !!!!!!!!
thinker_ it's not enough just to shout. you must shout and gesture wildly with your arms at the same time
mquin oi Neil_! \o/
willie oi Neil_! \o/
willie oi Neil_! \o/ --- <---- PAY ATTENTION!!!
willie oi Neil_! |o|
willie oi Neil_! /o\
willie oi Neil_! (.)(.)
thinker_ willie, put that tshirt back on
willie a
drochaid b
bigkevmcd c what you've done?
drochaid that was bad :P
drochaid mainly because ... d on't go there ... doesn't really work
bigkevmcd e wwww...
thinker f fs
bigkevmcd g that took you a while to come up with ;-)
drake h...aving a bad day?
thinker i was otherwise engaged
drochaid j ust stop this now!
bigkevmcd 'k
bigkevmcd but, seriously, this is l
drochaid mmm
drake no sign of this ending yet
drochaid plibble
drake oooooooh you spoiled it
bigkevmcd quick, get back on track
thinker r u joking?
seaLne shut up
seaLne thinker: that includes you
thinker u remember who started this?
thinker willie
seaLne very much so
thinker whoops :-)
seaLne xxx
thinker yes
seaLne zero more
lambfruit emailed a user with the local ftp site which has our standard vmware winxp image and I had an email back asking "do I just download the 'google-browsersync.xpi'?"
lambfruit wonders why pick that rather than "vmware-winxp.zip"
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das_cheesecat lambfruit: it needs to grow a bit more before I can manage that
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<jackster> hey is there that many computer-related jobs in/around Glasgow?
<bigkevmcd> jackster: no
<bigkevmcd> never
<bigkevmcd> all heavy industry and mining
<thinker> no, and not well payed, unless you are qualified
<jackster> tis shite
<jackster> so what do you guys do?
<bigkevmcd> I'm a former coal-miner
<thinker> by qualified, I mean experienced
<thinker> I dig coal
<bagpuss_thecat> I fluff
<bigkevmcd> lol
<jackster> wait how do you mine in glasgow?
<bigkevmcd> jackster: same way everybody else does
<bigkevmcd> jackster: the hard way
<tam> shovel
<thinker> jackster: actually, I'm a php programmer; but, that is a bit embarrasing
